Anyone for a game of I-spy?

I’d love to be a spy. Newspapers with eyeholes cut in, a dozen passports with fake names, a safe full of weapons… Although maybe it’s not all glamour – spies do occasionally turn up dead. This one might not have even been a spy though, in which case this is a total non-story. So let’s imagine that this dead body was most definitely a secret agent, working for MI6, which is just round the corner. There is also a MacDonald’s around the corner too, and a public lavvie, a car wash and at least 17 offices, but no no, this person almost certainly was definitely a probably spy. He had a collection of sim cards for god’s sake! And the name of the company who owned his building sounds vaguely spy-ish! it had something to do with Russia!